What’s with this House unity stuff I’ve been seeing? Why are we so chipper and cheerleading-y? Is this some Post-Hogwarts-War crap?
We’re Slytherins, dammit! We’re better than them! We had Merlin in our House, all right? Merlin.
Quite frankly, I’m ready to verbally tear down some…
I think you guys are missing the point. Being a slytherin is far from being an asshole or, rather, thinking it’s cool to be an asshole. Yeah, we had people like that in slytherin, but most of them turned out to be as misguided as you seem to be.
It is years after the war. And I’m not sure where you’re getting this competition thing from, as almost all the slytherins are very competative, but we’re not going to hate the other houses! At least not personally.
The power is in our hands. We’re officially slytherins now, so by not being assholes, we can make the image whatever we’d like.
THIS. SO MUCH.
There are four houses, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. That’s it. Just those four. There is not a Slytherclaw or a Gryffinpuff. They are houses, not cocktails. I understand you have a complex personality, well, most people do, but you are sorted into a house based on your most defining trait.