What’s with this House unity stuff I’ve been seeing? Why are we so chipper and cheerleading-y? Is this some Post-Hogwarts-War crap?
We’re Slytherins, dammit! We’re better than them! We had Merlin in our House, all right? Merlin.
Quite frankly, I’m ready to verbally tear down some…
I think you guys are missing the point. Being a slytherin is far from being an asshole or, rather, thinking it’s cool to be an asshole. Yeah, we had people like that in slytherin, but most of them turned out to be as misguided as you seem to be.
It is years after the war. And I’m not sure where you’re getting this competition thing from, as almost all the slytherins are very competative, but we’re not going to hate the other houses! At least not personally.
The power is in our hands. We’re officially slytherins now, so by not being assholes, we can make the image whatever we’d like.
THIS. SO MUCH.
Ravenclaw and Slytherin. It’s kind of a love/hate thing.
Claws for the House Cup!
cheat to get in the house you want?
-Ban. If you were that sure of your house, you wouldn’t feel the need to cheat.
starkid jokes at innapropriate times?
-ban. This is Hogwarts, not Pigfarts.
complain about your house and take the sorting hat for granted even though we’ve been waiting years to actually get sorted?
-ban. You might know yourself, but Jo knows the houses.
-Ban. There are four houses, you get one. Respect that.
seriously, now that pottermore here there really is no excuse. D8
THE SORTING HAT TOLD YOUUU.
Or we did, for like, a minute there. Whatever. GO SNAKES.
Gryffindors have pride but we have Draco :p
message me if you’re a slytherin and want the password to the tinychat common room.